Saturday, October 24, 2009

Facts to make every Indian proud

Q. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
A. Vinod Khosla

Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the
today's computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm

Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Aziz Premji,
who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th
position now.

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web
based email program)?
A. Sabeer Bhatia

Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator
of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)?
A. Arun Netravalli

Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?
A. Rajiv Gupta

Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000,
responsible to iron out all initial problems?
A. Sanjay Tejwrika

Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart?
A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.

We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even
faring better than the whites and the natives.

There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). ,

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Jokes

Ek Bar ek admi apne ghar ek robat lata hai jo ki jhoot bolne wale ko thappar marta hai.
Shaam ko uska beta ghar late ata hai to admi puchta hai,
kha se aa rahe ho?
Extra class thi.
Robat ek thappar marta hai. Beta bolta hai film dekhne.
Konsi?
Jai Hanuman
Phir ek Thappar marta hai robat
Beta Bolta hai Reshma Ki Jawani
Admi bolta hai saram nahi ati hum tumhare umar ke jab thae to aise gandi filme nahi dekha karte thae.
Robat uthata hai aur admi ko thappar marta hai.
Is par uski biwi bolti hai jaisa bapp wesa beta robat phir thappar marta hai par is bar nomber uski biwi ka tha.