Ek Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Jitna Bhi Tez Ho
Doosra Gand Se Nikala Paad (FART) Jitni Dhire Ho Utana Hi Asardar Hota Hai!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
MARNA PASAND CAROGE YA................
Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai
Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”
“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“
TOTE KI SAMJDHARI
Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Interesting and Crazy Facts
Interesting and Crazy Facts About Countries
A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.
1 apple ads 5 minutes to a person's life.
Strawberries have more vitamin C in them than oranges.
The first ring donuts were produced in 1847 by a 15 year old baker's apprentice, Hanson Gregory, who knocked the soggy center out of a fried doughnut.
Coca-cola (or any other cola soda) is good for cleaning the poles on car batteries.
Twinkies have a shelf life of 100 years.
There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
The amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.
Cacao, the main ingredient of chocolate is the most pest-ridden tree in the jungle.
You can make edible cheese from the milk of 24 different mammals.
Goldfish swallowing started at Harvard in 1939.
The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.
The green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
Eating a packet of crisps a day is equivalent to drinking five liters of cooking oil a year.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges.
Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.
Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Bubble gum contains rubber.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.
1 apple ads 5 minutes to a person's life.
Strawberries have more vitamin C in them than oranges.
The first ring donuts were produced in 1847 by a 15 year old baker's apprentice, Hanson Gregory, who knocked the soggy center out of a fried doughnut.
Coca-cola (or any other cola soda) is good for cleaning the poles on car batteries.
Twinkies have a shelf life of 100 years.
There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
The amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.
Cacao, the main ingredient of chocolate is the most pest-ridden tree in the jungle.
You can make edible cheese from the milk of 24 different mammals.
Goldfish swallowing started at Harvard in 1939.
The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.
The green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
Eating a packet of crisps a day is equivalent to drinking five liters of cooking oil a year.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges.
Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.
Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Bubble gum contains rubber.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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