Ek Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Jitna Bhi Tez Ho
Doosra Gand Se Nikala Paad (FART) Jitni Dhire Ho Utana Hi Asardar Hota Hai!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
MARNA PASAND CAROGE YA................
Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai
Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”
“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“
TOTE KI SAMJDHARI
Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“
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